1) Hat. A necessity for any knackered, greasy-haired mum on a cold morning. Faux fur bobble is a MUST. Say bye-bye to the Batiste and hello to the hiding of shit hair in this winter playground essential. Has to be replaced by actual washing of hair come summer time. 2) Padded coat, fur hood. If … Continue reading How School Run Mum Are You?!
Holiday! Celebrate! Fuck off Madonna - you've obviously never been trapped on a Ryan Air flight for four hours with two screaming, head butting, slightly poo covered children who are hell bent on seat kicking, vomiting, and trying to fly the plane. With only a pack of soggy rice cakes, an iPad with 10% battery, … Continue reading The Family Vacay – Part One
In families with multiple children, second child syndrome (SCS) is a common occurrence - as a younger child myself I have often accused my parents of loving my older sister more than me. I've counted up the photos on the wall and whined because there are two more of her than there are of me... … Continue reading First Baby Vs Second Baby: Part Two
I've been dithering for a while about starting this blog... Do I have time? Do I have the inclination and do people really care what a 30 something, stay at home mum of two has to say? Probably not but I've decided I need a hobby, other than Duplo and bum wiping, so I'm going … Continue reading To Blog, or Not to Blog
Hi I'm Sophie, and I'm a baby bore. Feels kinda good to get it off my chest. Admission is the first step to getting help, after all. I didn't used to be a baby-photo uploading, faecal-colour obsessed wearer of bras with clippy bits. No, no. Once upon-a-time I was fun and semi-interesting. I had a career, … Continue reading The birth of a baby bore