The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have welcomed their third child into the world – with Kate birthing a healthy 8lb 7oz baby boy, after a five hour labour. The joyful news was gratefully received by hundreds of waiting journalists - most of which silently thanked Kate’s efficient ‘third baby faff’ for sparing them from … Continue reading One has split One’s V to her A…
1) Hat. A necessity for any knackered, greasy-haired mum on a cold morning. Faux fur bobble is a MUST. Say bye-bye to the Batiste and hello to the hiding of shit hair in this winter playground essential. Has to be replaced by actual washing of hair come summer time. 2) Padded coat, fur hood. If … Continue reading How School Run Mum Are You?!
So the new parody is a take on what happens to your love life after kids come on the scene - sapping your energy, spirit and ability to stay awake past 8pm... Thank you to Niall Horan for the ease in which 'Slow Hands' was adapted to portray romance after kids - which, if we're … Continue reading No Hands – A Parody for Parents Heading in One Direction (straight to f**king bed)
In families with multiple children, second child syndrome (SCS) is a common occurrence - as a younger child myself I have often accused my parents of loving my older sister more than me. I've counted up the photos on the wall and whined because there are two more of her than there are of me... … Continue reading First Baby Vs Second Baby: Part Two